Gas prices are coming down, and that's good -- I get to drive around a lot more now, instead of sitting in the driveway.

Been working on my resolutions for 2009, and it's all about becoming a better person SUV. So far this is what I got:

• get some seriously bling rims -- at least 20-inches
• get big heavy brushguard grill, even though I never leave the city
• get a playstation 3 and a 42" flatscreen for my rear seats
• apply to those "makeover" shows like overhaulin' and the one with the west coast customs peeps
• work harder on running over pedestrians and cyclists
• date a smartcar (just kidding!)
• don't get repo'ed

Got an appointment for an oil change and a tranny flush-and-fill. More later!

I got rear-ended last night, and boy, does my tailpipe hurt.

Oh god. I just realized what that sounds like.

I'm a SUV, man, of course I'm hetero.

I have quite the hangover today. Went out with my boys Tahoe and Expedition last night and tied one on. I remember the first few gallons of premium, and there were shots of octane booster somewhere in there, too. Woke up in a strange garage this morning next to this Japanese hybrid.

She was definitely hot -- but not really my type. I wish I could remember what happened last night.

I was recently purchased by a family in Springfield. I do not want to destroy them, mostly. I am too big to fit in their garage, and spending time out in the elements might start to get on my nerves after awhile.

Perhaps I will run over the smallest of them to show my displeasure.