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Top of the Line in Utility Sports

(Unexplained Fires are a Matter for the Courts)

Created on 2006-04-18 14:10:04 (#10057251), last updated 2008-12-17

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Name:canyonero
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Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five...

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!
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anti-hippies, behemoths, carbon monoxide, destroy everything green, driving like an asshole, eating bicycles, gasoline, global warming, greenhouse gas, horsepower, impunity, kill all the fleshbags, pave the earth, pedestrian-hating, polluting, suvs, v-10s, v-12s, v-8s, waste of resources
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